Friday, May 30
byee fattiesss!
howdy ho! 10:11 PM
Tuesday, May 27
howdy ho! 4:50 PM
Monday, May 26
friday was fantastikk!
dinner at humble S11 with mama and feifei, laughing about stupid primary school issues and the-teacher-whom-i-hate (up till now!)
too bad the pasar malam was not open, i am kraving for some ramly burger plus taiwan sausage plus tutu pireng plus tako pachi!
p/s to feifei: my mum said your kindergarten friend ruby was praying to a God so she suspects that she is possessed!!!
and then was good ol' mahjong with fats blacks and crazy twin
with which my mum hid behind the door attempting to scare me but got shocked that herngyih appeared behind me ahahaha KENA JACKED
qian suddenly became a seal cum penguin with occasional telly tubby noises going "oh oh"
herngyih being on a nice winning streak
and cars was a super sleepy tulan player with which i quote "now who zhuang cannot game ah"
(WHAT?! zhuang cannot game then play for what!!)
and to end off...
my wan zi qing yi se!!
howdy ho! 4:18 AM
Friday, May 23
Told you I made dinner plans
You and me and no one else
That don't include your crazy friends
Well I'm done
With awkward situation's empty
Conversations
Oohh this is an S.O.S.
Don't wanna second guess
This is the bottom line
It's true
I gave my all for you
Now my heart's in two
And I can't find the other half
It's like I'm walking on broken glass
Better believe I bled
It's a call I'll never get
So this is where the story ends
A conversation on IM
Well i'm done with texting
Sorry for the miscommunication
Oohh this is an S.O.S.
Don't wanna second guess
This is the bottom line
It's true
I gave my all for you
Now my heart's in two
And I can't find the other half
It's like I'm walking on broken glass
Better believe I bled
It's a call I'll never get
Next time I see you
I'm giving you a high five
Cuz hugs are overrated just FYI
S.O.S >> the jonas brothers
Ellen DeGeneres on 4 minutes by madonna and justin timberlake
"i love all 4 minutes of it!"
and hilarious talk with jacky chan on her talk show today
cant believe Cook won Archuleta
and 97 million votes in total omg
howdy ho! 2:56 AM
well i guess its true, if he wants to leave, you cant stop him.
howdy ho! 2:03 AM
Tuesday, May 20
SHO-U, SHO-ME?
howdy ho! 3:14 AM
Thursday, May 15
howdy ho! 8:16 PM
Wednesday, May 14
today was a bad start! we were supposed to meet at 12 only to find out that chiki was still in bed at 12!! so we had to wait for her till 1pm and the dim sum buffet ends at 2pm!
so fat greedy girls like us were worried we couldnt EAT AS MUCH AS WE COULD
and while waiting for ck this weirdy piez (quote qiaoyingzz) african tall woman asked to borrow my phone cause she wanted to make a local call
and weirdy piez her was so impatient and when she made the call she kept complaining that she couldnt hear anything (cause she didnt even wait for dial tone!!)
and! she even wanted to divert her african/ nigerian calls to my phone (?!!?!?) and even questioned me if i divert my calls cause her supposedly imaginary friend is not calling my phone
she also mentioned that she couldnt buy a calling card cause she apparently does not know how to get out of orchard mrt station!!
but we managed to get out of this situation and rusheddddddd all the way down for dim sum
to which dora the greedy growing fat girl said the following
"order 2 longs of char siew bao!! i love to eat char siew bao"
(what!!! so many char siew bao?! you never eat char siew bao before?!)
"wahhhh HA KAO MY FAVORITE"
(yupppp everything also your favorite")
"wah cannot finish the carrot cake must pay money, we must squash it up"
(to that, chiki agreed and supported her act in which both of them actively squashed the remnants of the carrot cake)
after that we were all too lazy and fat to walk plus we felt very sleepy and all i could do was to rub my round tummy tum tum
and we met lingyi who turned out to be dora the explorer with her new short bob
and happy birthday to my mummy!
to which no candles should be put on the cake at this age..................
howdy ho! 2:06 AM
Monday, May 12
Maybe I’ll win an Emmy,
Maybe I’ll win an Emmy,
I don’t need no Emmy
I’ll take an Emmy
I don’t need no Emmy
But if they want to give me an Emmy
Ellen DeGeneres is so hilarious
but whose line is it anyway is still my all time favorite, especially when it was on TV everyday while we were in sunny Brisbane, laughing while stuffing ourselves crazy with the 11kg AU1.14 watermelon and 5kg home brand chocolate ice cream cause we were too hungry but too poor to have any other food
And and happy mother's day!!
i love my mum cause she buys me chicken mushroom nissin cup nEEdles :D
howdy ho! 2:06 AM
Thursday, May 8
howdy ho! 2:31 AM
Tuesday, May 6
howdy ho! 4:57 PM eating, sleeping, watching dvds (with no books) and mahjong.
Monday, May 5
this is THE life.
evan almighty is such a great show
"how do we change the world?"
"one Act of Random Kindness everyday"
and not forgetting..
"when you pray for patience, does God give you patience or the opportunity to be patient? when you pray for courage, does God give you courage or the opportunity to be courageous? when you pray for your family to be closer, does God let your family be closer or does He give you the opportunity to do so?"
how nice!
howdy ho! 5:50 PM
Sunday, May 4
'nice' comments on my driving of fatboy's car to send qian home:
"you never put to drive mode!!!!!!"
"wah marilyn, i just saw a snail crawl pass......"
"i can't feel the car move at all..."
"at the rate we're going, i think by the time we reach qian's house its morning already"
and we finally reached qian's house unscathed!!!
when carson took over...
"yes this is what i call driving, just now was rolling man"
thanks everyone for such encouraging feedback!
howdy ho! 1:58 PM
Thursday, May 1
classik statements on today's paper:
"i'm so sad, i was ready to change my answer with the pencil and eraser in my hand, but the invigilator in front of me, i couldn't change!!"
"the first question very tricky right!!! its none of the above!"
(everyone pauses and looks up and says.. errr no its C)
"how can!!! 0.005% and 0.0050% are not the same!!! one is 5 the other is 50!!"
(errr.. then 0.5 and 0.5000 are different?? did you use a calculator)
"no!! i never use calculator, calculator is only used to calculate the enthalpy of energies"
(.....................)
"oh man i think im the only one in the cohort that got the first question wrong. wait the examiner report he will type 'basically for question 1 everyone got correct except for one guy...."
(so the pollutant released from photocopying machine is ozone right)
"HUH!!! no its nitrogen dioxide, ozone is only in the stratosphere right!! oh no i got confused by the notes"
"what form did you all right for the mercury ah, they asked what form"
(methylmercury loh, not elementary mercury mah)
"huh but the asked what form you know!! i wrote methylmercury (SOLID)"
(errrrrr but methylmercury is liquid leh.. they never ask what state!!!)
"oh no wrong again!!!"
poor kian guan, dont be too sad about the exam, its over!!!!
and yes a month break for me before china!
howdy ho! 3:16 AM